Diary Comic #3

"Help! I'm Trapped In My Head!"

Welcome back my goofy gallivanters. Have I got some strange comics for you this week!

But first—Let’s get down to business.¹²³

When I first started this Substack I created some recurring segments for y’all.

Over the past couple of months, I have fallen off the bandwagon.

My OG subscribers very kindly did not call me out on my bullshit. You are all gems, thank you.

Moving forward I will be re-mounting this theoretical wagon with 🥁drumroll🥁

“Diary Comic #3: Help! I’m Trapped In My Head!”

Soon to be worth zero dollars in comic book shops everywhere!

Speaking of zero dollars— I’m going to keep this newsletter ✨free forever✨ for my nerdy, weirdo community— but I would absolutely love to post weekly again if I could.

I had to go bi-weekly because I couldn’t justify the time it takes to write and illustrate these posts when I really should be surviving capitalism.

While I haven’t calculated what I’d need to do this yet, I thought it wouldn’t hurt to share that supporting me and this Substack is an option… that would make me piddle with aspirational glee.

You know what?!…

♥Anyone who signs up for a paid subscription from today through Feb 13th will receive a special thank you comic on Valentine’s Day!♥

Alright, enough piddling.

Here is…

Diary Comic #1: “Help! I’m Trapped In My Head!”

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…I’ve always been a daydreamer.

As a kid, it was nice—a literal dream! But somewhere along the way, my daydreams of talking dogs and superheroes turned into something darker.

It was a slow change.

So slow I didn’t realize my dreamland had been infected until it was too late. By the time my dreams had turned to nightmares, I had already spent most my life inside my head.

I didn’t remember the outside world. Suddenly I realized… I couldn’t get out.

(Whoosky?)⁴

To be continued…

(Only because Substack told me I’m breaking the email length limit. Lol.)

Finish the story here: Diary Comic #3, Part 2/2

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Listening to:

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(Mutters under breath) “… to defeat the Huns.”

2. “Did they send me daughters?!… When I asked… for sooonnnnsss!”

3. Ok, but really, just two things.

4. Boosky was one of my first recurring comic characters. I made comics about him from ‘93-’96.