Absolutely no comment on the cute buns. Literally, not even gonna mention the cute buns. Never even noticed the cute buns. Cute buns? What are you talking?
But we’re not gonna mention the Papasan chair? Seriously, that thing is just hanging in the corner and nobody is gonna say anything? I thought all of the Papasan chairs were thrown out in the Great Furniture Cleanse of 1992. Did you illegally curb mine that one? Did you file off the serial number so it couldn’t be traced?
We need a whole hostage video on the provenance of the Papasan chair.
Ahhhh, my precious papasan (or what some consider a graduated bean bag chair).
I have kind of a love/hate relationship with it because it's quite comfortable, but it also often jolts into position changes under my weight, which at this stage of pregnancy makes me want to throw it out the window.
Please do not alert the authorities on me though (papasan protective services), as much as it makes it angry at times, I do also love it.
Ah, yes, there is that unpredictable jolt where you just never know which way it’s going to lurch when you lower yourself into it... especially with the semi-unbalanced condition known as pregnancy... but while that latter condition will pass, never get complacent with the former. The chair is always waiting, lurking to pistol whip you onto the cloud the moment you lose your focus. It’s a love/hate chair.
Five stars for the adorable hair buns and party of two for finding new short form ways and alternative mediums to post due to an untenable process. All around A+
im not sure where dobrenko comes up with this stuff but very addictive from the princess leiah (sp.?) vibe ie waiting for storm trooper entrance to fact the cat NEVER MOVED until the intrusion of animal melodrama (thought it might be a prop) and yes coffee as an emetic ...like even the smell of fresh brew makes one want to shit goose poop hey you started it ha
I had seen some other creators make some videos recently and was pleasantly surprised by how much they entertained me despite Substack being more of a text-based platform.
I actually spit all over my laptop from laughing so hard at how you air-squeezed your cat from how much you love them. That is literally me in every sense—mentally, spiritually, physically, etc. (I'm going home right now to squeeze my own cat). Also, LOVE the buns.
Thank you so much Summer!!! Haha, I am SO GLAD you enjoyed me pantomiming assault on my cat! I've always had way too much rage for how much I love my pets, hahaha.
It's a good rage though, it makes me so stupid-happy!
Pure, unbridled genius. And a touch of existential horror as we all reflected on a small skeleton being inside your regular-sized skeleton. Life is beautiful but also, sometimes, spooky
This was a staggering work of genius. From the buns to the shit coffee joke
you got the hair for the buns but it wont translate to podcast
true space buns have the sonic power to transcend space, time, and podcasts.
I believe there is still hope for Alex's future bun moment.
ok
lets just hope
he limits it to hair 😉😊
thank you so much Alex!!! Your comment made me feel WAY COOLER than I felt making the video. 🙏
As cute as an adorable little bear cub! So fun to see/hear you in this format, too. Looking forward to this series!
thank you Chelsea <3333. There shall be more chaos coming your way-- just you wait!
Also the cat fake squeeze moment was VERY relatable! 😻
cuteness rage is a TRUE PHENOMENON!
HA this made me UNREASONABLY happy, many laughs were emitted, thank you for your genius, your buns, and your general existence. 🫶
awwwwWWWW, thank you Lauren <3333
Absolutely no comment on the cute buns. Literally, not even gonna mention the cute buns. Never even noticed the cute buns. Cute buns? What are you talking?
But we’re not gonna mention the Papasan chair? Seriously, that thing is just hanging in the corner and nobody is gonna say anything? I thought all of the Papasan chairs were thrown out in the Great Furniture Cleanse of 1992. Did you illegally curb mine that one? Did you file off the serial number so it couldn’t be traced?
We need a whole hostage video on the provenance of the Papasan chair.
Ahhhh, my precious papasan (or what some consider a graduated bean bag chair).
I have kind of a love/hate relationship with it because it's quite comfortable, but it also often jolts into position changes under my weight, which at this stage of pregnancy makes me want to throw it out the window.
Please do not alert the authorities on me though (papasan protective services), as much as it makes it angry at times, I do also love it.
Ah, yes, there is that unpredictable jolt where you just never know which way it’s going to lurch when you lower yourself into it... especially with the semi-unbalanced condition known as pregnancy... but while that latter condition will pass, never get complacent with the former. The chair is always waiting, lurking to pistol whip you onto the cloud the moment you lose your focus. It’s a love/hate chair.
HAHA, it truly is a love/hate chair. Kind of like those sour patch kids commercials.
Buns 10/10 😍
Theeeeenk youuuuuu Vuuuuuuuuu <3
Five stars for the adorable hair buns and party of two for finding new short form ways and alternative mediums to post due to an untenable process. All around A+
thank you so much, Tami!
I cannot lie, the video was fun to make and now I have a whole new host of ideas I can realize on this platform! *contemplates future media empire*
Love the buns! Hugs to your cat! Keep the coffee crap coming.
Thank you Lisa! I will absolutely hug my cat for you!
Also, so glad to hear you're on-board for the merciless flow of coffee-crap I have to give.
If Substack comments allowed images I would include a 2-part cycle illustration from coffee to crap on on here rn.
im not sure where dobrenko comes up with this stuff but very addictive from the princess leiah (sp.?) vibe ie waiting for storm trooper entrance to fact the cat NEVER MOVED until the intrusion of animal melodrama (thought it might be a prop) and yes coffee as an emetic ...like even the smell of fresh brew makes one want to shit goose poop hey you started it ha
sometimes I've wondered if a mere sniff of coffee could send my bum to the races.
It is possible! I know a singular sip has done the job before!
where are all the scientists when you really need them? Probably trying to resolve global crises or something stupid like that.
Me crafting an email to M.I.T. rn:
"DO COFFEE FUMES PRODUCE PEWPS?!"
theres a reason the akwesasne er whatever
people never had skid marks on their undergarments until.like Coronado packed coffeee beans in from s. america
Genius! Super cute buns!
thank you so much Dekera! 8:D
Glad to see how you keep trying new things to express yourself. It’s all part of the creative process. Excited to see the next one.
I'm so glad you liked it, Diego!
I had seen some other creators make some videos recently and was pleasantly surprised by how much they entertained me despite Substack being more of a text-based platform.
So here we are! B)
Most adorable buns a skeleton has ever worn!
Thank you so much Kenshō!
Man, I really need to sport these buns more often.
Question Everything!
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WHY?
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anyhow(?) are you aware of the fact that the 4th amendment is routinely violated at every airport in the U.S.A. ?
not to be totally ignorant but I just had to google the 4th amendment and... WELP, YEAH, that sounds about right!
Thank you very much for taking the time to look it up
countless people have simply dismissed my comments as the work of a "conspiracy freak" and therefore not worthy of consideration.
I have that same papasan chair. My cat loves it.
My last cat was obsessed with the papasan. I used to call it her throne.
My current cat is surprisingly ambivalent and I am SHOCKED.
It seems perfect for a cat.
I actually spit all over my laptop from laughing so hard at how you air-squeezed your cat from how much you love them. That is literally me in every sense—mentally, spiritually, physically, etc. (I'm going home right now to squeeze my own cat). Also, LOVE the buns.
Thank you so much Summer!!! Haha, I am SO GLAD you enjoyed me pantomiming assault on my cat! I've always had way too much rage for how much I love my pets, hahaha.
It's a good rage though, it makes me so stupid-happy!
Pure, unbridled genius. And a touch of existential horror as we all reflected on a small skeleton being inside your regular-sized skeleton. Life is beautiful but also, sometimes, spooky
Haha, thank you, Ben! I agree, the wonders of life are often wrapped up in the horrors (me= the wonder, the tiny skeleton inside me= the horror).
Wait that visual is reversed. God dammit.