Wild Card #11
Heyo!
Welcome back to my “Wild Card” segment where I do…
WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-I-WANT!
This week I thought I’d share a rejected New Yorker piece I made several weeks ago with my buds
and Johanna Gohmann!I met Wendi and Johanna at the St. Nell’s reunion I went to last month in Williamsport, PA. I met so many hilarious women, it was truly a dream come true
(now I have nothing left to strive for).
My drawings for this piece are scrappy as shit because that’s what you do on spec.
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And without much further ado, a humor piece that you’ll only get if you’re familiar with The Talented Mr. Ripley ✨✨✨
MORE REMAKES OF THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY
By Wendi Aarons, Johanna Gohmann, and Erika Sjule
The Untalented Mr. Ripley
Tom receives yet another rejection for his manuscript “I Didn’t Do It.”
The Flatulent Mr. Ripley
Tom’s attempt to charm the polizia is foiled after his post-murder binge on brie leads to major gastrointestinal distress.
The Flexible Mr. Ripley
Dickie walks into his villa only to discover Tom in a deep and sweaty downward dog. “Are you wearing my Lululemon ?” Dickie asks in disgust.
The Problematic Mr. Ripley
Tom has to shut down all of his socials after referring to Marge as “a bug-eyed broad” on a true crime podcast.
The Messy Bitch Mr. Ripley
Infuriated after seeing Freddie Miles’s Instagram photos from Cortina, Tom creates a troll account called MockingMiles to make fun of his fedoras.
The Influencer Mr. Ripley
Tom’s grand plan to hawk protein powder on Insta hits a wall when he realizes he cannot post a photo of his own face.
The Unvaccinated Mr. Ripley
Tom is livid after being denied entry to the Galleria Borghese after refusing to show proof of vaccination. He later feels sheepish when he realizes his gelato tastes weird and he is running a fever of 104.
NIPLEY
Tom wears a tank that proves to be a bit too revealing after it gets wet when he’s beating Dickie to death with an oar.
Comments (Let’s Chat!):
Have you seen the movie (or Netflix Series) “The Talented Mr. Ripley”?
Or did none of these jokes make sense to you?
Have you failed recently?
Or experienced growth via rejection?
Listening to:
i know enough about the plot cuz i read all movie reviews and wasnt matt damon in it? from boston so he and ben can do no wrong....funny goofy btw etsy still hasnt come thru with my cartoon book yet
ill give it another week then call my hit man😜
for them of course